CoverMySins – We represent your honesty

Even the faithless deserve a defense.

You recognized your wrongdoing — and that honesty is your only redemption.
When your time comes, we’ll negotiate with your god on your behalf.

We don’t redeem souls. We represent the honest.

HOW IT WORKS

Step 1 — Recognize

Identify the wrongdoing that weighs on you — no witnesses required.
Honesty is the only qualification for representation.

Step 2 — Record

Fill out the Recognition Form.
Our Bureau files each admission in the Eternal Ledger — no judgment, no edits.

Step 3 — Rest

Once your record is submitted, your case is archived.
Upon your passing, negotiations with your god will commence automatically.

Recognition Form

The Bureau accepts honesty in concise form only. All submissions remain confidential until death.

Choose Your Level of Representation

Different deities, different paperwork.
Select your preferred coverage below.

Tier 1 — Basic Filing

$5 / month

Your case remains active in the Bureau’s ledger.
Includes one recorded recognition per month
and a digital certificate of honesty.

Tier 2 — Active Negotiation

$15 / month

Ongoing celestial representation.
Up to three recognitions per month,
status reports, and a yearly negotiation summary.

Tier 3 — Eternal Retainer

$30 / month

Lifetime representation — until death, naturally.
Unlimited recognitions, annual Ledger Audit,
and posthumous priority processing.